Five Things That Annoy Me About Cats
1) Cats consume, yet rarely contribute to society.
2) Dogs are obviously the better animal. Cats are what lazy people get when they want a pet.
3) Cats enjoy the taste of blood, which is why they often lure you in for playtime, only to wound you and your integrity.
4) Cats have created a cult online for their following. They think they have control of us, and mock us with their cheezeburgers.
5) Have you ever seen the movie Cats & Dogs? Terrible movie.
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